Kids Corner: Funny Poems for Kids

“Oh flowery fluffy love muffin, how doth thy……” *SNORE*. Don’t worry I find that kind of poetry really boring too. But I have good news! There are as many types of poetry as there are types of snack hidden under your bed. Let’s look at some examples of fun poetry!

“I love you, I love you,

I love you divine,

Please give me your bubble gum,

You’re sitting on mine” – Anonymous (I love you)

“I hate Harry like… like.. OOO!

I hate Harry like … GEE!

I hate Harry like – poison.

I hate! Hate! Hate! HAR-RY!

Rat! Dope! Skunk! Bum! Liar!

Dumber than the dumbest flea!

BOY! … do I hate Harry,

I hate him the most that can be.

I hate him a hundred, thousand, million,

Doubled, and multiplied by three,

A skillion, trillion, zillion more times

Than Harry, the rat, hates me” – Miriam Chaikin (I hate Harry)

“I saw a Little Girl I hate

And kicked her with my toes.

She turned

And smiled

And KISSED me!

Then she punched me in the nose.” – Arnold Spilka (I saw a little girl)

So be careful who you kick with your toes. You might get a big surprise and a sore nose. If you want to find out more about the private English lessons I teach online, visit www.wrightenglish.com. You can even book a free trial lesson with me by emailing lana@wrightenglish.com. Just tell me why you want to have lessons!

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